question: Does that seemingly unimportant guy have a bionic ear from the future or something?

answer: No, nothing that cool by any means, it's just another eardick!

eardick by jdogggggggggggggggg June 20, 2007

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Earicka

earicka but with a bigger E
and also submmisable and breedable

friend 1: whoa that person looks hot
friend 2 : summsicable and breedable even
friend 3: you guys mean a earicka

Earicka by GIVEMEAHANDLETHATISNTUSED123 August 4, 2021

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Earpick

a cotton-tipped swab used "against product recommendations" to clean the inner ear canal.

One uses a toothpick to clean their teeth and an earpick to clean ones ears.

"Honey, will you remember to pick up some earpicks when our at the store."

Earpick by Mobile.Rook May 20, 2013

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new earswick

New earswick is a place where one shall walk out side his or her house and be threatened at knife point or jumped, a nice place for anyone over the age of 45 but shit if you are under 17 then your most likely going to be robbed stabbed or just bottled / jumped, it has its bright sides like the shops, although you get mugged coming out side of the shops

Where do you live

In new earswick
How the fuck are you still alive?!

new earswick by Resident 101 February 4, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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