Evergreen 

Evergreen: to display childlike imbecility although one is an adult. Usually associated with social justice warrior behavior.

Named after Evergreen state college.

The students of insert sjw inspired university are acting Evergreen.

If those students keep Evergreening, we'll just shut this place down and go home.

Oh great, ANTIFA just showed up. They're going to Evergreen any moment now.

Evergreen by Derpy567 November 23, 2019

evergreen 

Code name of Nadia Santos (Sydney little sister in the television series Alias)

Syd (To nadia during a mission): Evergreen, you cannot proceed without comms.

evergreen by ariSai September 1, 2007

evergreen 

A post or comment made a while ago that bites the original poster in the ass. Trump is a prime example, complaining about President Obama’s golfing and then golfing more than Tiger Woods after being falsely elected.

Here’s another evergreen tweet from Trump that contradicts the things he pretends to stand for

evergreen by girlnarly September 18, 2020

evergreen 

To become stupidly or amusingly stuck

Wow, these shoes are tight... I've really evergreened my feet in there

Or

My girlfriend and I were playing with a glass bottle in bed and unfortunately I had to attend the hospital after I evergreened it

evergreen by iamnotjl March 30, 2021

evergreen 

Definition: "evergreen" is a verb and
"to evergreen" means: to lay across a passage such that it gets blocked

Examples of usage:

▪️The bus just evergreen ed

▪️Oh, God, look the car is slowly evergreen ing

evergreen by Ketan J March 27, 2021

Evergreen 

That stupid ship that was blocking the Suez canal an pissing off every cargo ship in the world.

Guy: "Get out of the road! Your blocking us all like that freaking Evergreen!"

Evergreen by Just_some_random_memer March 30, 2021

evergreen 

dumb dumb fucking idiot cat who thinks he's that touph because he's got a big dick

fuck you benb :evergreenpogchamp:

evergreen by epic square chad Gamer October 3, 2021