Ethiopia 

More than 3 thousand years of history, that have its own calendar, is 13 months of sunshine. Have it's own writing language, have more than 80 different ethnic groups that have their own language,the origin of coffee. The first Christianity country. Origin of the first holy Bible, origin or the book of enok. Origin of the arc of the covenant, origin of the half original ➕ cross. Never been colonized.

What day is it in ethiopia
Its 15/03/2014

Ethiopia by Taytu November 23, 2021

ethiopia 

Home of Hale Salase. All Hail jah!!

ethiopia by dez nutaz October 4, 2003

Ethiopia 

A place white guys mention to black guys when all the white girls in the room like him. See also: angry white man.

Biff: Hey Leroy, I just saw Iman walk into that store across the street.

Leroy: Get real. Everybody knows Ethiopian girls don't like african americans!

Amber: Hiii Leeeroooy!

Biff: Damn!

Ethiopia by anonymous March 3, 2005

Ethiopia 

The Spur of some of the most sick jokes ive ever heard.

What do you call an ethiopian with a big nose?

A Golf Club.

Blacks dont feel pain the same us we do. Yeah right Mr Bush.

Ethiopia by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Ethiopia 

A country located in East Africa; residents are absolutely corrupted; government likes to steal peoples money. Capital of Ethiopia is Africa. Oh and btw No Wifl.

Ethiopia; corruption is the way.

Ethiopia by Big Dickery Rules October 15, 2017

Ethiopia 

A fuckin country where a bunch of niggas pretend they homeless so they could get some money for drugs

Ethiopian man: I'm homeless

American man: ok idgaf

Ethiopia by A black niggggggga February 3, 2021

Ethiopia Weed 

Marijuana that gives one the munchies so severe, that no matter how much one eats, one still feels starving.

Make sure you have plenty to eat, this is Ethiopia Weed.

Ethiopia Weed by Elizabeth90125 May 15, 2011