Microsoft Security Essentials

Something from Microsoft that actually works

I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials

by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010

Essential Oils

Magical healing oils used by anti vaxxers

Karen: Did you get essential oils? I heard there's a covid outbreak in alabama
Me: fuck off karen

by OkayAndrew June 18, 2020

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, the term used by Seamus Kennedy when describing the USMC.

"You wanna know what the word Marine stands for? Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential."

by MuricanBoi December 24, 2020

Essential

Needed because no else is available; used to bribe employees to stay, work, and feel important.

Hey we’re going to have you work because... your essential.

by Sewdonim March 26, 2020

essential oil vape

when you aren't vaccinated so you resort to essential oil vaping to get medicine

did you get the new essential oil vape?

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Essential Oils

The holy grail that all Karens seek.

I dont give a fuck about your essential oils bullshit, I want some fucking drugs.

by .&:&3&83 December 17, 2019

the essential three

Love to make us weak
Alcohol to make is strong
and our girls when both make us
hit the floor.

C.M.H.A.B. Love Star. The essential three get us through life.

by Rudeboys Love Rudegirls August 6, 2006