by espressocookiefucker August 4, 2021
Get the espresso cookiemug. P1: Espresso cookie is so hot, I want him to step on me.
P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...
P1: I know but still
ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!
P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...
P1: I know but still
ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!
by a genderfluid toaster August 21, 2021
Get the Espresso cookiemug. That last cup of coffee left in the office pot at 4:30 in the afternoon, you know, the one that's been cooking down all day until it's thick as molasses, burned, and dirty like 10,000-mile-old engine oil. Mmmm-mmmh.
Bob: That smells delightful. What is it, a vente americano from Starbucks?
Nancy: Nope, I just added some hot tap water to three fingers of office espresso.
Nancy: Nope, I just added some hot tap water to three fingers of office espresso.
by Harris Bergstein January 24, 2007
Get the office espressomug. A sneaky espresso is when a barista or coffee maker puts poo, either human or animal, into a rude customer's coffee or hot beverage. Those well trained in executing the sneaky espresso can do so without the customer ever realising they are drinking shit.
"Man, how rude was that customer!"
"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"
"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"
by ChinChinMan November 14, 2011
Get the Sneaky Espressomug. A phrase brought to popularity by Malainey (not Tom). It is used to describe someone who is feeling depresso. It has the complete opposite affect of a regular espresso.
by CarrotCuntCasey October 24, 2018
Get the Depresso Espressomug. by Castoro January 3, 2009
Get the hobo espressomug. this crk character is a huge thirst trap. everyone simps over this mf. (including me) but just know he is trying to take you away from society.
omg bestie! i found espresso cookies thirst trap video on tiktok and now i simp for him! 😫😫😫
by kittypawzz September 12, 2021
Get the espresso cookiemug.