epsteined

To run afoul of a someone powerful and be forced to commit suicide.

"Dude better be careful what he posts to the FaceSpace or he'll get himself epsteined."

by Juanfungi August 16, 2020

Epsteining

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.

See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.

by $lapaho April 08, 2020

Epsteined

Murder committed by elites made to look like Suicide.

"Careful what you say about The Don, you might get yourself Epsteined"

by Peadar Lotsy November 03, 2020

Epstein

veverb
ep•st-ee-n
Epsteined
Definition of Epstein
transitive verb

: to put in confinement for private execution : BUTCHERED

Jeffrey Epstein was Epsteined on August 10, 2019

"Kevin Clinesmith will stand trial". "Nah, they'll Epstein him".

by LiberalCenter August 16, 2020

Epsteined

To hide the cause of death, to cover up murder, to conceal murder.

1. It did not take a coroner to realize the evidence was Epsteined.
2. The evidence had been Epsteined suggesting murder!

by garblebox February 14, 2021

Epstein

To attempt suicide after being exposed for paedophilia.

"You know that one youtuber, yeah well he pulled an Epstein."

by CryptoClinic August 25, 2020

Epstein

1. (v) to creep or bother others, regardless of sex

2. (v) To torment people with your massive and widespread facebook friend requests to complete strangers, while still thinking you are the shit when clearly you're not.

3. (n) To be a complete and utter fag that has no idea that people really think you are a douchebag

4. (n) A weed-smoking, sunglass-wearing, queefing thunderpussy

Example 1

A: Dude, do you know who added me on facebook last night?

B: Let me guess, an Epstein?

A: Yeah. He also added the other 2,300 people in our class on the same night. What a thunderpussy!

Example 2

A: Did you see that hipster douchelord who smells bad and is smoking weed in front of our dorm?

B: Yeah, he's the local Epstein. He probably has some weed hidden in his woolen cap. What a thunderpussy!

by HE ADDED ME.... September 11, 2010