email

A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.

I really would like to see you again, give me your email address.

by benthere December 20, 2011

email

a system of world-wide electronic communication in which a computer user can compose a message at one terminal that is generated at the recipient's terminal when he logs in

"Would you e-mail me a copy of that spreadsheet you made up the other day?"
"How about I email my dick to your mouth instead?"

by blink April 27, 2003

email

*angry birds theme song*
*club penguin dance*

“you’re giving major email vibes rn”

by quietjuice June 13, 2022

email

the thing you made when you were 9

“yo check out my cool email”
“[e-mail], really?”
“yeah bro such a cool email”

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs October 20, 2023

email

A practically useless method of worldwide communication, due to the widespread use of Instant Messaging.

I don't need email because I have AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, mIRC all running at the same time!

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

email

Yet another way that crap from the Internet (pr0n, drugs, warez, virii etc) can be brought to you.. E-Mail also includes spam.

"Dude, my e-mail is fucked."
"Dude, my e-mail is brilliant, I got my house remortgaged, a fake diploma, pr0n site passwords, the lot."

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

EMail

Someone sending you ecstacy through the mail

Instead of formal transaction of "drug deal" you send your ecstasy pills through the mail naming it email.

by Blacksta December 15, 2009