Connor Eggs

A bougie chad that everyone finds amazing

That Connor Eggs is as bougie as apple pie

by BougieCat32 September 4, 2023

cleaning up eggs

Eating out a girl on her period

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020

Eggs and salt

Nothing special.

A: Dude how was the massage

B: "meh it's just eggs and salt."

by Blysk July 21, 2016

Eggnoramus

Someone who cannot see life beyond the egg. Another way of saying it would be, "He eats eggs, he sleeps eggs, he thinks eggs, he poops eggs." The biggest eggetarian who has a voracious appetite for eggs any time of the day.

Guy 1: "Hey, did Fatty tell you he wants to go to some country in Africa just to try the popular egg delicacy there?"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"

by vaultimor August 29, 2016

Green Eggs and Bam

Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.

We suprisingly got our green eggs and bam story published thanks to all the copies sold on Etsy.

by DTP Dominos November 23, 2018

butter my eggroll

An idiom that means making someone happy or to have pleasure.
This is derived from a Vine.

Mary is so nice! She always butters my eggroll!
Can you do me a favor? It would butter my eggroll!

by BadHeckingBobba March 12, 2018

Alien space eggs

The act of spreading ones nutsack over the lens of a flash light and then turning on said flashlight to reveal what looks like Alien Space Eggs

Jenny was very turned on when Dan treated her to some Alien Space Eggs.

by Trasher187 February 27, 2017