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Economy

by Klojhgfcvbn June 2, 2022
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Economy Lube

An Ontario quick lube and oil chain that has been known to scam unsuspecting drivers. It may offer a 10-minute oil change for $20, but upsell you with stuff you don't need. CBC program Marketplace nailed those skeezebags putting in oil and other fluids that could wreck your car, or not doing the job you paid them to do. Beware.
Want to wreck your new car? Take it to Economy Lube.

My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!
by The Real Canadian August 17, 2015
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economy mom

moms that LOVE to start drama & talk shit to each other. have a high paying job so their kids think they’re rich & the shit. they hate everyone that doesn’t have an economy kid.
omg marissa, your mom is such an economy mom.
by dyslexis May 6, 2018
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economy-cut

Getting a short hair style, such as a buzz cut, for the sole purpose of not having to get a hair cut again for a while.
Hey, nice hair cut you joining the military?
No. I'm not paying twenty bucks again this month. It's an economy-cut, I'm broke now.
by the matty b January 30, 2009
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economy leech

An individual who leaves one region to profit from the economic prosperity of another region. Generally, economy leeches have no marketable skills and and therefore contribute very little to the well being of their new environment. They arrive in droves and their presence usually results in a steep increase in rent prices. Economy leeches usually appear disoriented in traffic, and can be identified by their out-of-province license plates and their constant whining about social problems, which they themselves have caused.

In Alberta, economy leeches are sometimes called Buffalo Hunters, in reference to the 19th European settlers who raped and pillaged the bison population of the prairie provinces for their precious hides.
I was totally late to work today. I was driving behind some newfie economy leech who drove 20 under the limit because he didn't know where he was going.
by cokemidget January 15, 2008
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Economy Monkey

A person who exists only as a cog in the capitalist economy that drives the US, often having no true free will.
I can’t believe you invested in the stock market you economy monkey!
by MooMooMalone March 4, 2021
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economy triple

When three people share a double hotel room, often resulting in one person sleeping on the floor or an uncomfortable sharing of one double bed.
"If the x to y ratio was right, I'd be down with the economy triple, but there's no way in hell I'm sharing a bed with John and his smelly feet."
by Fillmore November 12, 2005
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