actually, the second guy was wrong. Ebola is a completely different virus from Marburg, and the first Marburg outbreak was at a plant that used chimpanzee parts to test vaccines, not a nazi test lab. Basically since chimp DNA is so similar vaccines work the same way which is why they use chimp parts. The Nazis really had nothing at all to do with Ebola. The first ever outbreak of Ebola was in 1976, many years after the Nazis fell out of power. Not that it didn't suck for the Africans or anything. Symptoms in the later phases include detachment of the intestinal lining from its place, hemmorhaging from any or all orifices, liquidation of some internal organs (not from stomach acid by the way) and the mind often slows down to stopping. There are some other rather nasty symptoms but those are the ones that come to mind.
"Hey, look, that guy just shat out his intestines in a huge gush of blood."
"Hmm. After thorough evaluation I have concluded that he has Ebola."
"Hmm. After thorough evaluation I have concluded that he has Ebola."
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A disease in which the Zaire strain could totally own the entire fucking world. 90% casualty rate. it liquifies your collagen, so you skin basically will fall apart or become bruised very easily. It replicates and acts so quickly that you are dead within three weeks of contraction. You spew virus particles, and your blood runs black with the infection.
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it was first reported in 1976
You Bleed from every single orifices including your eyes
Your insides liquify
All Ebola cases are treated by a Special Team of UN scientists and Doctors after after the patient dies samples are taken and sent to special Unknown labs
Ebola outbreaks are usually small and contained immediately the fear of it spreading and the destruction power that virus holds in is unimaginable
CDC labs across US have the virus
It is quite possible that the Ebola virus could be used as a biological weapon
EV is the virus you rarely hear about however there is a total blackout whenever an outbreak occurs
Possibly the only Virus that can Kill off mankind Makes AIDS look like childsplay
Ebola that can easily wipe out earths population can be spread both by blood and Air it is well known that ebola can easily wipe out almost every countries population but the fact the the virus is quickly contained by Elite WHO Scientists (World Health Organization)and the bodies are burned /cremated Seconds after death greatly slows its process of spreading
it was first reported in 1976
You Bleed from every single orifices including your eyes
Your insides liquify
All Ebola cases are treated by a Special Team of UN scientists and Doctors after after the patient dies samples are taken and sent to special Unknown labs
Ebola outbreaks are usually small and contained immediately the fear of it spreading and the destruction power that virus holds in is unimaginable
CDC labs across US have the virus
It is quite possible that the Ebola virus could be used as a biological weapon
EV is the virus you rarely hear about however there is a total blackout whenever an outbreak occurs
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i wouldn't be surprised if Ebola virus could wipe out 600 million people
Ebola Virus makes SARS, and H1N1 (bird flu ) look like bitches
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''Lord Please that thing away form me'' says a horrified Jim after reading about ebola virus on wikipedia
Ebola virus the sleeping virus what is it's true potential? no one knows
i wouldn't be surprised if Ebola virus could wipe out 600 million people
Ebola Virus makes SARS, and H1N1 (bird flu ) look like bitches
I would rather get Brain Cancer,AIDS,Lung Cancer,HIV,SARS,Bird Flu, Mad Cow disease all combined in ONE, than even suffer a minute of this horrible Virus
''Lord Please that thing away form me'' says a horrified Jim after reading about ebola virus on wikipedia
Ebola virus the sleeping virus what is it's true potential? no one knows
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