eat shit and die

A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.

MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.

by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006

eat shit and die

Eat shit and Die.... Usually always said when mad!!! The again, my normal words to close friends are eat shit and die.

I wish I could do this.... 1) Grab a cup.... 2) Squat down and release the dump in the cup... 3) Grab a spoon... 4) Sit down the other person.... 5) Forcefully feed them the cup full of shit... 6) Hope that they die.

by Tasha April 6, 2005

eat shit and die

a term used when someone either loves you dearly or hates you with a burning passion.

eat shit and die bitch
-your best friend

by pseudonym in deez nutz July 6, 2022

Eat shit and die

Translated from the serbian: jedi govna i umzi.
A common phrase when you want to tell someone not to be an idiot, not to speak crap, that you're annoyed, by them, or don't believe them.

Tim: I bankrolled a cool mil onto my offshore swiss bank account but I lost it all to crash in February.
Me: Eat shit and die!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 9, 2010

eat shit and die

When your life truly sucks, and you shouldn't be around anymore. When you are a no good asshole and suck a llamas dick, you fucking JERK. When you fail out of school.

Chris: I failed my Music Production course, I'm not gruaduating.

Professor: eat shit and die!

by adda jones June 11, 2006

Eat shit and die

This is used by Me to refer to Lyke Banks when he is talking shit

"Eat shit and go die Lyke"

by Steven Eadie January 25, 2005

Eat Shit and Die

(v) FAA terminology for crashing into the ground. Often shortened to "Eat Shit."

KiloCharlie1: Yeah, that 737 just ate shit. I dont know if you wanted to stall out on "flight test for NASA".
Callsign "Ethan" in a 737: Yeah, I just crashed.
KC1: You mean Eat Shit and Die?

by StanmichNomenclature June 12, 2020