easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring

I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.

by Teabag March 27, 2005

easter egg

That nug of marijuana you "future date" by hiding in a random forgettable place in the house so that it may be found during times of need.

This works great when you've got extra weed you want to stash from your chimney girlfriend. It's kind of like a dog burying a bone for future use.

"Yeah! I forgot all about this Easter Egg!!"

Him: "I smell something new?!"
Her: "I know right?!"
Him: "Where'd you get that?!"
Her: "I found an Easter Egg at the bottom of the laundry soap!"

by Skycop August 21, 2016

easter egg

An unmarked police car

"Watch out, I think that's an easter egg behind you."

by smithers08 March 27, 2005

Easter egg

A painted egg to celebrate a zombie

Hym "I mean you could have put an Easter egg that at least alluded to the fact that I (at the very least) wrote the 'blueprint'."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2022

easter egg

A party trick performed with the male genitalia, specifically where the testicle(s) are stretched tight against the abdomen to resemble the said object.

"Look at that brilliantly performed Easter Egg. Five stars!!!!"

by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005

easter egg

When a gay Mexican man puts his left or right hand up his ass and pulls out little bits of shit that are round, looking like eggs. He then can throw them or just keep them for later.

Man that man over there is looking for easter eggs. His arm is up his ass.

by Sir J. May 13, 2005

Easter Egg

Articles of clothing left and found in a surprise or unexpected fashion.

Oh shit, I didn’t realize my side chick left her underwear on the side of the bed and my girlfriend found the Easter egg.

by Rdshftr January 10, 2021