EAS

Exploding Ass Syndrome

Dude those tacos gave me EAS to the max!

by Chris Yo December 18, 2006

eas

eas is a hybrid name. A "nickname" used by a private consultant. It is the result of a powerful disappearing act.

easkat / eas / to disappear.

by eas October 16, 2004

EAS

Stands for "Exploding Ass Syndrome." This condition has nothing to do with bodily functions as the definition above suggests. Rather it is a condition that afflicts a great many females, who in many cases would be quite attractive, were it not for their gigantic ass.

Damn, Kim would be so hot if she didn't suffer from EAS!

by rufus1111 June 28, 2010

EAS

The Emergency Alert System, used in the US during local, state, and national emergencies

**SAME Headers**
**Alert Tone**
EAS alert type
Alert issuer
Details
**SAME Tones**

by anonymous July 17, 2021

EAS

Short term for „Eiter Ausn Schwanzi“.
EAS is a sexually transmittable decease.

Simon has been diagnosed with EAS.

Theres a whole lotta white Eiter comin out of his schwanzi.

by Scheidenrobert March 30, 2022

EAS

Initialism standing for Emotional Attachment Syndrome. That's to say: believing a prostitute to be your girlfriend/boyfriend

Dillon had a very thin skin, and as such suffered greatly from EAS; the working girls would regularly bleed him dry

by ArmAddAsk April 7, 2022

EAS

Empty and spent

I’ve been EAS for since Monday

by Thetrickel March 31, 2023