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EAS

Stands for "Exploding Ass Syndrome." This condition has nothing to do with bodily functions as the definition above suggests. Rather it is a condition that afflicts a great many females, who in many cases would be quite attractive, were it not for their gigantic ass.

Damn, Kim would be so hot if she didn't suffer from EAS!

by rufus1111 June 28, 2010