E.M.S.D.

1. An acronym which stands for "Eat My Short Dick." Danny the Tourettes Guy is the genius who coined the phrase while in a blind rage cleaning out the refrigerator.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.

1. *phone rings* E.M.S.D. !! *phone rings again* AWWW, FUCK!!!

2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"

by Set Abominae6 December 12, 2011

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E.M.S.

E.M.S. is an acronym which stands for "Eat My Shit." It can be used in conjunction with "Snack On My Dump" and "Lick My Chee". Both are references to consuming fecal matter.

"Hey could you help me out with this project?"
"Could you E.M.S.?"

by Vincent Guido February 13, 2006

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e.m.s.p

early morning stoned pimp

kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!!

by rob May 13, 2005

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e.m.p.u.m.l.s

Eat my pussy until my legs shake

Bae I want you to e.m.p.u.m.l.s

by Samrii November 3, 2019

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E.S.B.M.M.R.

It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR

BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday

by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

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M.E.M.P.H.I.S.

Making. Easy. Money. Pimpin. Hoes. In. Style.
Word originated in Memphis, TN. Acronymn for the above stated. A state of mind in which above is stated.

M.E.M.P.H.I.S.
making easy money pimping hoes in style or making easy money pimpin hoes is serious

by i|3 June 13, 2006

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