Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018
Get the Ejaculate and Evacuate mug.The moment immediately after climax that you realise you despise the girl you are with and only ever ended up in the situation through drunkeness / breast blinded
As the euphoria passed Ryan was overcome with ejacuhate. All he wanted was this person out of his room and his life, immediately. Preferably by the ground swallowing up this whale and the incident never to be mentioned again.
by Knooock November 21, 2010
Get the Ejacuhate mug.Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.
An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
by Pers September 5, 2016
Get the Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome mug.Hey, Jimmy quit hogging the ejaculatorium, you've been in there for six hours!
With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.
With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.
by cock-ninja August 25, 2006
Get the Ejaculatorium mug.(v) A combination of the words "ejaculate" and "evacuate". The "hit it and quit it" principle. A one night stand. To have sex with a girl and then get your walk on.
by VT Iceman March 28, 2006
Get the ejacuvate mug.Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.
by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009
Get the Premature Ejaculator mug."I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."
by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010
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