-Hey Omar, what's wrong buddy? you don't seem alright.
-I'm so anxious about my Canadian immigration profile, what if it gets rejected? Damn... it's another egyptophobia episode...
The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the bestbreakfast delicacy I ever tasted.