the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.
by GeetSquad May 13, 2010
Get the e-tarded mug.A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.
A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.
Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.
A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.
Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.
"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"
Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"
Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"
by Barefoot Wildchild December 21, 2009
Get the e-tarded mug.Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all.
Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?
Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!
Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!
by electron100 June 1, 2010
Get the e-tarded mug.Wendy has had access to the internet for over 5 years & she still doesn't know how to use facebook or myspace. She is so e-tarded.
by bb0bbby January 8, 2009
Get the e-tarded mug.(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.
Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006
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A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"
Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."
Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."
by WarJeeezy August 2, 2011
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