dwanker

A total idiot, a lost cause, a moron's mentor! A guy that could make you stupid just talking with him for 2 minutes.

As you watch a guy across the street trying to get a paper out of the newspaper box - while holding his coffee - he fumbles for a second, goes to put his coffee down and misses the side of the box, it spills on a passing woman dressed in pure white, as he tries hopelessly to save the coffee, the box suddenly comes open and quickly slams shut on his nuts. He yells in pain and shock....you slowly shake your head in disbelief and say: "What a dwanker!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Dackersnacker

A physical impairment in your knee causing you to limp with a wiggle in one leg

"James was on track to catch that pass, but he got a dackersnacker"

by Dr. Bochaciac October 2, 2018

d-wacker

going to bed half way sober and waking up hammered drunk, in a zombie like state. Then, pissing in a dresser drawer thinking it is a toilet, closing it, and acting like nothing happened.

Did you hear about that party last night?

Yeah I heard someone pulled a d-wacker!

by Katelyn Schech October 1, 2013

dacker

1. n. one who loafs, loafer

2. n. someone without regard to others or surroundings; inconsiderate

the verb root of the word is dack, which means to loaf or act in a manner inapproprite with surroundings

Joe never gets any work done because he is a dacker.

by cyclehoward February 3, 2006

Dacker

n. sl. Derogatory term used for a Pteradactyl who thaws and becomes an urban predator

pl. -dackers

AHH! RUN!

Quick Grab yer Dactyl Pole!... fuck these dackers lets get 'em!

by TomLovesDactyls November 5, 2010

dackery

(a username ) typically a porn driven, sexually frustrated individual who can only be seen when making a discreet trip to the bathroom after masturbating into his bare hands.

stellaris is shit dackery, stick the dick in the vacuuuuuuuuuuume

by sameroncum July 2, 2017

dackerson

Slang term for penis

My friends wont get off my dackerson on Xbox live

by Dackerson lover October 23, 2023