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Dvorak's law

The worse the economy, not only do the hookers get better looking, but they get cheaper.
Some postulate that additionally, hookers get more business during a worse economy, however Dvorak himself attributes this to supply and demand which often leads to an increase in business (i.e. tricks) which is driven by the need to compensate for loss of revenue caused by the same reduction in cost stated in Dvorak's law.
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DVORAK

the keyboard layout before QWERTYstepped up to the plate.

Was used on old, crappy typewriters that jammed alot, so they made DVORAK keyboards instead of ABCDEF keyboards so typeists wwould type slower.
Why it went out of use I don't know. It's probably because typeists memorised the DVORAK combo, and made DVORAK typewriters jam, too...
by That Bum July 15, 2008
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Abby Dvorak

She's the most beautiful girl on the face of the planet. She's pretty, sweet, and is nice to everyone she meets. She loves making friends, but she knows how to throw shade on bitches. If you're an Abby's friend, you can share any secret and tell anything to her. If Abby doesn't like you, she will tell you. She has a pretty ugly boyfriend named Jack, but he makes up for it by being an absolute fucking tank. He loves her more than anything else in this world, and that's because he is the luckiest guy in the world. Abby is the most beautiful girl in the world, but sometimes she needs to be told that and reassured. She is always going to be loved, and she always is giving love. Abby can also be used as a synonym for beautiful, or sexy. i.e. (Ab-I-Gail)
by Jackhole man June 29, 2017
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Dvorak Constant

A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?
Trumps Dvorak Constant is almost immeasurable! His DC is reaching absurd levels of stupidity!
by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2018
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John C. Dvorak

A well known author and columnist in the computer and tech world who now co-stars on the world's most listened-to podcast, This Week in Tech, aka TWiT. He has also recently become famous for his stance on spam emails.
"I GET NO SPAM!" -John C. Dvorak
by rimco September 23, 2005
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Zac Dvorak

Quite possibly the coolest cat in the cave. See that guy.
Oh man Zac Dvorak would do that.

Way to be Zac Dvorak.
by Sean Mellinoma October 14, 2009
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