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Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder

The Dutch rudder taken to its logical conclusion. Where a double Dutch rudder involves two participants, and a TDR involves three, the Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder involves twelve participants standing in a circle. Each participant holds his member with his right hand, and the man to his lefts right elbow with his left hand. By this means each person can move his neighbour's right arm up and down, essentially masturbating him, but without the gayness of touching another man's penis.
Headline in The Sun newspaper; "England football team + referee involved in Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder - still claim football is not gay."

Scott's mum: "Scott, you need help for your Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder addiction."
Scott: "If twelve men ejaculating together is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"
by Big Pimp Daddy June 2, 2010
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Double Dutch Rudder

The double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.

...or you're just jerking off your friend.
example: i just gave it to you above... its helping each other jack, thats what a Double Dutch Rudder is. geez.
by JackCityByatch February 26, 2009
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Back to Back Dutch Rudder

When you and another guy go back to back and dutch rudder eachother, therefore it is totally not gay.
Me and Curtis totally Back to Back Dutch Rudder'd last night...it was hot.
by PomplemooseJones February 12, 2010
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Deadman's Dutch Rudder

When the recipient of a hand transplant masturbates.
The poor deceased never imagined his hands would be used to perform the Deadman's Dutch Rudder.
by Young Mr T July 27, 2016
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Dutch Rudder

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.
SnackCake gave Tonkin a Dutch Rudder, because they are two freaky people who like to try new things.
by nfkiller May 18, 2006
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Triple Dutch Rudder

(1) Like a double Dutch rudder but instead involves three men.

(2) Three men jack each other off simultaneously.
Three starters on the football team performed a triple Dutch rudder in the locker room. It isn't gay, because their dicks never touched.
by Walter Babcock March 3, 2018
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Dutch Rudder

To grab your schwanz and have some tool grab your forearm and move it up and down, like he's steering the dick boat into orgasm harbor
SnackCake gives the worst Dutch Rudders ever. It's like a mentally retarded Chinese monkey trying to play the banjo.
by The REAL tonkin June 1, 2006
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