by cock bomb January 07, 2009
1) when your having sex and you fart, and a little piece of shit slides down your leg and on to ur partner.
2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.
2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.
EXAMPLES:
1) did u hear Austin Durfed last night on top of Jen.
2) ha,ha, Austin Durfed it again he never makes it.
1) did u hear Austin Durfed last night on top of Jen.
2) ha,ha, Austin Durfed it again he never makes it.
by Ninja Baller May 31, 2007
A state of mind and body that is incepted after a long night of partying in which causes you to lose all grasp on reality and procastinate to your maximum capability. Common side affects are: Hands in pants for extended amount of time, continous gas release, temptation to consumption of "couch pizza", refusal of changing your pants you pissed in hours ago, allergies to any light source, smelling like a foot, upsett stomach, and Diarrhea.
by Robert Durfnero February 07, 2011
An acronym for Dump, Unfriend, Remove, and Forget. Often used to express feelings about someone else's companion, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.
by durfcreator?? July 10, 2011
A homosexual who is afraid of being identified as gay, who goes out of their way to appear straight.
Steve - "Hey guys let's go to Hooters after the ball game"
Dave - "Why? So you can check out our boners you big durf!"
Dave - "Why? So you can check out our boners you big durf!"
by Knuckleberry Finn October 04, 2015
by Alex Congers November 24, 2010
Never, ever once
Have you ran with the turf
Yet in every verse you claim
You used to do the durf
But tell me who's a witness
To your fu*king work
Have you ran with the turf
Yet in every verse you claim
You used to do the durf
But tell me who's a witness
To your fu*king work
by igiveup. March 03, 2009