Danville NH

Tiny town in south eastern New Hampshire with one road in, one road out. There is one set of lights, approximately 11 streetlights, and a gas station. However, the gas station does have ice cream, pizza, and a general store... so they don't totally live in the dark. The town had an epidemic a few centuries ago killing off many of the residents. Since then, its been built back up with transplants mostly from Methuen. Really. Ask the neighbors. Chances are they are from Methuen too.

Danville is super-quiet and with only two cop cars... if they are parked behind the station, chances of getting pulled over on the way home are pretty slim.

Danville NH is teeny tiny and has virtually no business.

by Chalet May 3, 2008

dunhilled in

Dunhill is a very nice brand of pen. You use the term "dunhilled in" when something is for sure or definite. This term is derived from the saying: I'll "pencil you in"... pencil can be erased but when someone is "dunhilled in" its for sure.

Oscar: Am I gonna see you tonight?
Amanda: I don't know... I'll try to pencil you in.
Oscar: I wanna be dunhilled in.

by Amanda Michelle May 20, 2008

danville

A small city in south central....Virginia, that is. Population 48,411 and steadily declining, as shown by the US Census Bureau. Danville's main exports are textiles, tires, syphilis, and babies born to high school mamas.

Danville is a melting pot of diversity. There are many ethnic groups in Danville, including: Illegal Immigrants, Emo Kids, Holy Rollers, Trailer Urchins, Stereotypical Southern Rednecks, Wannabe Gangstas, White Wannabe Gangstas, and Burnouts.

There are only about 4 high schools in the Danville/Southern Pittsylvania County area, and it's quite possible to determine which high school any given teen attends just by looking at them.

Bottom line, Danville is an anagram for "evil land."

When a town didn't get its first Starbucks until 2007, you know it's a cesspool of economic retardation...such as Danville.

by JTizzly April 22, 2007

Danville, VA

Danville, VA is a place that used to be known for its wonderful textile industry. Now that is gone, it pretty much has nothing left except high uneducation and unemployment rates. Also, be warned upon entering Danville, of the extremly high STD rate. Stupidity is common here. Logical reasoning is not taught within the city limits, and it really wouldn't matter if it were. Bad driving is normal. If you encounter a good driver on the streets of Danville, you should realize, they are obviously not from Danville. We are pretty sure they are selling licences at the Old Dutch (grocery store) now. There really isn't much going on in this place. For instance, they built a bypass around the city, and it is more interesting than the city itself. Teenagers hang out on Riverside Dr. (in the parking lot of shopping centers, right next to the only bowling alley) on weekends as an alternative to staying at home. On any given Friday night, there are four things to do, and three of them involve going to one of the local county's high school football games. Danville is filled with redneck hicks and ghetto fabulous peps. Just to give you one last feel of how smart this town is, lets go with this example: the science museum and the train station are located in the same building...smh. Thankfully this city is located right on the VA and NC border so at any given time in Danville, you are in the perfect position to get the hell out!

*watching fender bender from across the road*
Guy: "hey, does it take every cop and rescue person in this city to respond to a fender bender that didn't leave damage on either car?"
Girl: "yeap, welcome to Danville, VA!"
Guy: "count, with me! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 guys standin around with their hands in their pockets!"
Girl: "yeap, seriously, you're not from round' here are you? head south, you'll hit NC soon! thanks for visiting."

by 10buzz11chip October 4, 2010

danville ohio

A little shit kick town where one may purchase and sell meth. Where a bunch of twacked out mud slinging inbreed rednecks reside. A place where someone may fuck a sheep when they’ve had “one too many”

Hey let’s go to Danville Ohio and fuck my sister then right after fuck the family sheep!!!

by Itztrippy July 20, 2018

denville

A town in northern new jersey. 99% white, diversity lacks. Very wealthy town, most are upper middle class to upper class families. Majority of the families make $150,000+ Choice of cars are BMW’s, Lexus, and Mercedes Benz’s. Full of stuck up, entitled, soccer moms who think their kids are going to be the next Ronaldo and act as if they are invited to Messi’s house for every holiday. Denville also contains obnoxious football dads, who think their sons will be the next tom Brady, but in reality can’t even catch a ball. Kids are spoiled, rude, and cocky. Often noted for its high performing schools, and quaint center of town. Has like 99 lake communities. The most notable and popular lake communities being, Cedar and Indian. Out of the two, Cedar is the higher end one. Those of Cedar think they are superior to everyone and everything, whilst they really are just paying 600k to live in a shack on the lake. Indian Lake has gross ass water and the people are very cult like, and is the cheaper one. Basically nothing to do in this small town, boring af.

person 1: you must live in denville
person 2: how’d you know?
person 1: well you’re white, drive around in a bmw
person 2: oh well i mean your not wrong…

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Danville, CA

Danville California is the wealthiest suburb in the SF Bay Area. Many celebrities reside in the lavish, family friendly neighborhood of Blackhawk, such as E-40. It is a wonderful place to love and raise a family. Gotta love Danville!!!

( f u NewKid or whatever ur name is )

Danville, CA

by HeyyIzMee August 20, 2011