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Dumblesauce 

When an older man ejaculates either on, or inside of a younger woman, but more specifically man. Its origin goes back to the series of Harry Potter books in which Professor Dumbledore (A flambouyant gay yet masterful wizard. It only makes sense, he loves phalic shaped items such as a wand or mans penis.)falls for a young boy who the books are named after. In an unpublished version of Harry Potter, Dumbldore repeated masturbates into Harrys face, which is were Dumblesauce comes from. As he convinces Harry that drinking his semen with make him into a powerfull wizard, the egoic boy promtly asks for more dumblesauce. That being said, people have adopted it as a slang term for their semen, even some who are neither old or gay, not to mention wizards.
"Please sir, can I have some more... Dumblecause?"

"Forest ejaculated all over Kelsy's face, and as she licked it up, she said "Forest, come on, give me more Dumblesauce!""
Dumblesauce by Jesus Christ v214 February 26, 2009

Dumpleganger 

Noun: An individual wearing a mask of your face, that ambushes you while you're taking a shit and starts enthusiastically fucking you. (in any orifice of the dumpleganger's preference)

Also refer to: Dumpelstiltskin
I barely had time to pinch a loaf before my dumpleganger burst in and started fucking my face!

Durbleganger 

Noun: One who appears to look like someone else (living or dead) while giving a durb (blow-job).
I could have sworn I was getting a durb from Carol Burnett's durbleganger last night.
Durbleganger by Johnny Salsa February 6, 2010

Dumpleganger 

A person who looks like a dumpy or sloppy version of another individual.
“That stripper looks like a fat Miley Cyrus.....she could be her dumpleganger “
Dumpleganger by NormalStu August 15, 2018

Dumbleadoreapegasus 

The best pet and companion when going anywhere. It is a pillow pet unicorn. The horn is it's wand, named originally after Dumbledore (Rest In Peace) in Harry Potter.
-It is great to travel with
-Can talk to about anything
-Photogenic
-Good in bed
-MAGICAL
-Likes to watch sports
Dad: We're taking a family picture.
Daughter: Okay, let me just get Dumbleadoreapegasus.

Guy: Yeah, I slept with Dumbleadoreapegasus last night. It was magical.

DumbleDarf

Someone who is short and shows great dumbness
That person is a DumbleDarf
DumbleDarf by Dumb8thGrader November 16, 2018