Dumbleteamed

When two elderly men dress in wizard costumes and have a three way with an underage boy.

"Hey Bill, did you see that little boy over there? He looks like he wants to get Dumbleteamed"

"Sure did, I'll go grab my robes and cast The Summoning Charm on his sweet little ass."

by CapN Hairy Nick May 11, 2013

dumbledaddy

An expression used to describe a few hundred year old sex god. Like Professor Dumbledore.

Yeah he was great! A real dumbledaddy!

by Ishitbricks October 8, 2020

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.

"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."

by redeft April 25, 2008

DumbleSacredCowWhore

Someone that is a mixture of a sacred cow as shown in Indian culture and a dumblewhore

Jeff: Oh yeah you're my dumblesacredcowwhore

Britney: Jeff wtf I'm your sister

by Mario Spaghettio's January 7, 2020

Dumb and Dumber

Probably the best movie ever, starring two losers named Harry and Lloyd that can't seem to do anything right. When Lloyd finds a suitcase that a girl he drove to the airport left in his taxi, he and Lloyd travel to Aspen to return it. Includes such brilliant quotes as "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?" and "You are one pathetic loser! No offense."

"I saw Dumb and Dumber last week, shit that movie is awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

Snape Kills Dumbledore

The major event that occurs in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Before many fans were able to finish the book, it was spread all over the internet, and ruined the ending for fans all over.

It is also a fad on ytmnd. Many pages were created with this information, sometimes in humorous ways.

<Dude1> Hey, did you know what Snape kills Dumbledore?
<Dude2> What the hell?! I haven't read it yet!!

<Dude In Car> Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore.
<Girl> Nooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!!!

by Chris337 October 16, 2005

snape kills dumbledore

The major internet fad of 2005. Spawned off many ytmnd sites. Its two mediums where pictures and video:

Pictures:
Someone got ahold of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince before it was supposed to be released to the public and scanned pages 596, 597, and 606 to prove that Snape killed Dumbledore. The pictures spread like wildfire and ruined many Harry Potter fan's lives.

Video: Someone videotaped(poorly I might add) himself driving past a crowded bookstore at 1am and shouting "Snape kills Dumbledore!" at all the Harry Potter fans outside, ruining the story for them.

1: d00d have u read t3h harry pott3r yet
2: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PAGE606PWNED
1: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG u n00b

Driver: Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore!
Girl: Ooooooooooh you bitch! Bitch!

by inbe August 26, 2005