demasticate

To blow (something) to all hell, as if it were chewed then seemingly unchewed, but during aforementioned sequence the process of unchewing went horribly wrong.

The Kool-Aid Man just demasticated the holy fucking shit out of that brick wall.

by Scabbity Scab October 26, 2003

dubastic

Something so diabolical that it's shocking to even hear

"He just said that he didn't breathe for 100 days"
"How? That's utterly dubastic!"

by scariestplatypus April 19, 2024