dickpressed

a type of depression someone experiences when there is a distinct lack of dick in their life.

danielle: girl, i'm dickpressed rn
dynystasia: i gotchu who you wanna fuck?

by uwu mxtthew February 1, 2019

Dickpressed

To be dickpressed means to be “depressed” and thirsty for dick.

boy 1: Damn Angela keeps hitting me up in the nightime, telling me to come over
boy 2: Sounds like she might be dickpressed

by HILL$ June 9, 2018

Dickpressed

When you are depressed due to the lack of dick in your system and you are in the state where you want something more than just being friends hence it is friends with benefits.

Guys I am so drunk right now that I am so dickpressed, I’m about to text him

by Fufuuu August 19, 2022

Dickpressed

Depressed because you’ve had no sex in years

Oh my god I need a shag, I’m dickpressed

by Mikeduk November 4, 2022

Duckpression

When you buy ducks in college at TSC and play with them for hours everyday with your friends and their duckies but end up having to get rid of them because your landlord caught you (plus they smelt bad and grow really fast) and after their gone you realize how much you really did love them.

The girls of Garman Ave suffered severe duckpression.

by MizNasty12 September 26, 2012