Dude, I went home with both of those lesbians from the bar last night and they made me watch while they got it on so I did the boneless dry rub.
by NastyNateTheGreat44 June 15, 2016
Get the Boneless dry rub mug.A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube..
Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.
by Tommyshocker September 8, 2005
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Get the cajun dry rub mug.when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash
Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell
by denverbud420 November 3, 2013
Get the memphis dry rub mug.The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.
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David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."
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