cajun dry rub

A spicy, hot, handy. Not pleasing to either party. Extreme dry

Man, got the spiciest Cajun dry rub last night! Anyone have lotion?

by Spice mistress September 30, 2013

memphis dry rub

when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash

Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell

by denverbud420 November 3, 2013

Alabama Dry Rub

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.

James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."

by Intereo March 23, 2011

russian dry rub

during a hand job you use rock salt as a form of lubricant

Billy was wasted and inadvertently gave himself a russian dry rub in the snow which also led to considerable shrinkage.

by si2high July 7, 2010

connecticut dry rub

When a guy wraps his penis in sand paper and puts it in a girls anus and has intercorse.

Wow Billy gave that girl a Connecticut dry rub last night and now she is in a wheelchair

by SketchMcTrip August 19, 2010

Texas Dry Rub

The act of eating flaming hot Cheetos and covering your hands in the powder, then masturbating.

I just Texas Dry Rubbed my dick

by Hugh J ASS June 4, 2018

Memphis dry rub

1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.

2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.

Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."

Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."

by Louie Carman May 18, 2013