Drunkjury

An injury obtained while inebriated. Generally associated with binge drinking, Drunkjury's usually are obtained during a black out period and the source of the injury is often not remembered the next day.

Ya, you totally ate it in a wheel-chair at that party last night, we thought the wheelchair was safe for your drunk ass but somehow you managed to flip it over. Your arm id pretty messed up, sweet Drunkjury.

by SteveMcKenna'd September 18, 2010

drunkorexic

A term to describe most attractive females who enjoy inexpensive nights out and looking good.
They do this by replacing food with alcoholic drinks not only to avoid putting on weight but to get drunk quicker.
Duff's have been successful in avoiding this label for many years now.

Hot Chick: Are you going to eat that before we go out?

Duff: Of course, I love food.

Hot Chick: So do I but I like getting all the attention even more!

Duff: Omg, you are so drunkorexic! Could you pass the salt?

by RusselT March 19, 2008

drunkorexic

Following a cocktail diet through out the day

Whats wrong with being drunkorexic, at least you fill your body with liquid not greasy mcdonalds and taco bells

by Nihan February 19, 2009

drunkocracy

The majority of college students who live to drink. Well portrayed in movies such as Animal House, Old School and Van Wilder.

The rampant drunkocracy made studies difficult for the serious student.

by Not Another Monkey May 23, 2008

drunkording

The act or result of recording a song or other piece of music while heavily intoxicated. In most cases the individual making the drunkording is too drunk to realize how terrible it actually sounds, and instead believes that what they have created is a work of pure unadulterated genius.

Dude, Joel sent me another drunkording last night. Yeah, that shit was awful. It sounded like a deaf cat being raped with a soldering iron.

by sasquirrel March 20, 2011

Drunkormortis

When you are more than drunk. More than blackout drunk. On the verge of death by alcohol poisoning.

Miles: Hey Malibu it's senior sendoff let's get drunkormortis!
Malibu: Hell yea!

by Drek#1 October 24, 2018

Drunkmurderpunk

A genre that consists of grunge, death metal, sludge metal, and punk with anger, psychotic fantasies, horror, and gut-twisting screams from other bands like YENNESY, Paranoia, NEET, and Widowdusk.

"Today on Fox News, we will be talking about a new wave of rock music being called drunkmurderpunk."

by FOMOIBUO August 28, 2025