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drunkording 

The act or result of recording a song or other piece of music while heavily intoxicated. In most cases the individual making the drunkording is too drunk to realize how terrible it actually sounds, and instead believes that what they have created is a work of pure unadulterated genius.
Dude, Joel sent me another drunkording last night. Yeah, that shit was awful. It sounded like a deaf cat being raped with a soldering iron.
drunkording by sasquirrel March 20, 2011
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Drunkering 

When one is drunk and drinking more to get drunker.
We were sitting around and getting drunkering.
Drunkering by Zoswinner December 12, 2016

drunkworking

Similar to social networking but done while sloshed off your ass. Usually results in some excellent drunk texts.
"Why are you tweeting in the bar? Fuck off man, I'm drunkworking."
drunkworking by NaviCat March 1, 2009

Drunkboarding 

The act of snowboarding while under excessive influence of alcohol.
"Last week i was forced to go drunkboarding when a party on the mountain went late and i woke up still drunk."

Drunkloading 

The act of loading pictures or information online while intoxicated.
Last night, I got so shit faced that I was drunkloading pictures of me doing a kegstand naked
Drunkloading by Mad Brazilian December 18, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026