Drunxious

The feeling of ambition that follows intoxication.

Jeremiah became very Drunxious after drinking his 12 pack of beer.

by Jake Stutsman December 28, 2007

Drunkitis

The most common reason for calling out of work.

Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.

Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.

Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.

Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.

Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."

Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."

by eceedubs December 24, 2010

drunkatose

Of, or relating to, or affected with an abundance of alcohol; shitfaced

Catherine Cho came back drunkatosed from St. Mark's.

by Hoe Jung July 27, 2006

drunkius-whiteperson

A horrible bearded white person who fucks with other people for attention mostly at Japanese anime schools and sex clubs. They also have a horrible penis size.

1. all I drink is corona

2. cmon waifu.
3. you are a horrible fuck, don't talk to me again
4. YOU ARE THE WORLDS GREATEST DRUNKIUS-WHITEPERSON!

by overlordissomewhatdead December 27, 2018

Drunkerous

The activity of being generous while drunk and forgetting about your generosity once you are sober.

I ordered that for him while I was drunk last night. I must have been feeling drunkerous.

by Drunkerous Man April 25, 2022