Drunkcidentally

1) Using the fact that you were drunk to do what you want claiming it was an accident.

Jessie: Do you know what happened to my sandwich?

Zack: Yeah... I drunkcidentally ate that last night.

by ZackFlash June 25, 2013

drunktivities

A festival of drunkness. A gathering of many people for the sole purpose of being fucked up. Derived from drunk activities.

Hey Lauren, are you coming out to participate in the drunktivities.

by mvolfman March 17, 2010

Drunkture

You have pulled up at a drunk cross road in life and you have two options, option (a) you keep drinking, option (b) you need recreation drugs to divert down the other road. It can be a confusing cross road, especially if the drugs are not available to the participants. Maybe questions may be asked but you may not get all the answers at the drunkture moment.

You may hear a random comment at a party like" Ok people this party has come to a drunkture, who's got'm or who's goin' get em??"

by GootchBarRanch December 16, 2009

Drunkfident

temporary state of extreme confidence fueled by alcohol.

One who is "Drunkfident" can easily approach women for conversation, (especially at bars).

by drocknroll March 30, 2011

Drunktober

The period of time starting sometime around the end of the Julian month of August and ending a week or two before Christmas -- according to the Tao of Drew, within the chapter regarding the Barkalendar.

The time period's name is derived from the fact that every weekend seems to have some sort of drinking event, holiday, or an excuse to enjoy the beautiful fall weather.

Holidays include, but are not limited to: Birthdays, Labor Day weekend, Octoberfest, Tankfest, Halloween, Guns 'N Hoses, Thanksgiving, and a spattering of 'holiday' parties.

With Octoberfest, Tankfest, Halloween and then Sunday kickball every weekend, Drunktober is gonna wreck my liver.

It'll be a miracle if I survive Drunktober this year.

by thePhatMan October 22, 2010

drunkometer

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

by well, there was this one time January 13, 2005

Drunktired

Being so tired, you begin to show all the symptoms of being drunk, such as:
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.

I'm drunktired. Help me up man, cause I want to see if I can buy a dolphin on ebay.

by liddad July 1, 2011