Dick Drunk

The same as "Pussy Whipped".
To be so into a dude, to the point where you will do anything for him and will not be able to leave his presence or think for yourself.

"She will not even come and hang out with us, she is so dick drunk"

by DrRevadac March 15, 2018

Dick drunk

A woman's otherwise inexplicable attraction to a total douche bag.

Guy 1: (recognizing an incoming call on his buddy's phone) "Bro, the hot chick is still calling you?"

Douche bag: "Yep. I was ALL up in that. Now she's acting all 'dick drunk' and shit..."

by TheNegativeHustler August 2, 2010

dick drunk

When you suck on dicks to the point where you become intoxicated from the cum.
dick puffer

Yo baby's momma sucks on so much dick she gets dick drunk.

by Big V December 8, 2004

Dick Drunk

When a lady has been slammed hard with a big ole hog for long enough that her endorphins flood her blood stream and she feels blissfully drunk, sleepy, unsteady, and can't speak. *You do not need to reach climax to get dick drunk but you usually will once you get there.

Girl, he got me so dick drunk last night I couldn't move and I passed out in the puddle I made.

by Flimflamshimsham October 31, 2025

Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".

Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"

by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018

dick out drunk

When you are so drunk that you pull your dick and out start walking around the party.

Did you see Chris McWilly! He's dick out drunk and is showing the boys!

by swifty0282 January 28, 2023

dick dunk

a.k.a. - pecker splash,water wiener,dick dip, cock splash, etc.
Dick dunk is a term used when you cop a squat to take a shit & your pecker tip dangles down into the toilet water. An absolutely horrible occurance that requires an immediate sink splash.

Oh, I had to take a mega shit & I had no time to drive home so I had to use the gas station lou. It was ripe in there & to make matters worse, I did a little dick dunk when I sat down, so I had to do a sink splash before I even got a chance to shit.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006