Drump

The time-honored tradition of practicing the Drums whilst sitting on the Toilet. Whether you are taking a #1, #2, or none of the above is up to you.

Note: This act requires that you first set up a drum set around your Crapper.

What's all the commotion?

Oh, that's just Travis. He's taking a Drump

by bogdog8921 November 24, 2010

drumping

dry humping

We weren't ready for sex, so we just drumped.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

drump

When you poop while drunk. It's pretty smooth but you hear the sounds of the party and that makes you want to speed up. Combo of drunk and dump.

I was drumping as fast as I could but I still missed David's hair catching fire.

by Al_Tal August 16, 2011

Drump

A Trump dump, Nickname for Donald Trump supporters.

A Lot of those southern voters are drumps.

by bushcraft April 21, 2016

drump

A mix of Donald Trump and dump (D(r)ump)- It reflects his character.

Have you heard of Donald Drump's toupee flying to space?

by nothelarifari May 17, 2016

Drump

manipulating a female to engage in sex for one night and never speak with her again. or to phsycially and mentally tramatize another person.

Yo man, I drump this girl last night.
Did you drump that chick yet?
Man, he just drump you!

by Mark Thomson June 27, 2006

Drump

When one is unfortunately obligated to take a dump while drunk.

Last night at the bar I was getting wasted with these sluts but then I got the drumps. Ruined my night.

by RadadooFor2 May 2, 2011