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Docket

The act of placing your dick in a pocket. Generally in the pocket of the pants you are wearing.
"I went to docket but my pocket was full."

"I docketed last night and showed it to my girl. She was impressed by the heat I was packing."
by Docketeer January 10, 2015
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Docket pussy

The act of two men (usually gay men)both penetrating a double ended pocket pussy which ends up with them docking in the middle (this act usually happen in Park rose gardens restroom)
At work I caught two guys docking inside a pocket pussy(so I called it a docket pussy)
by Potty waters March 3, 2021
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clockin' dockets

Yo Motif! My bitches have done been clockin' dockets all day yo! We be gettin' all shades o crunk tonight. AAAAAwwwwww HAAAAwwwwwww!
by SOW DOG March 17, 2010
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Space Docket

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it and then using it as a little (or large depending on prior food consumption) butt dildo to supplement masturbation.
Jeez, the missus is out of town this weekend. Might treat myself to a ride on the old space docket!
by Disastrous42 November 25, 2019
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docket

Means that you have left something at a particular location
by ROMNEY November 25, 2004
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Docket

pertaining to docking, the other man's foreskin; the docking socket
"i'm ready to dock, is your docket ready?"

"we were totally gonna dock, but his docket was to small."
by sir_GushingHoles April 14, 2010
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Rocket Docket

The act of ramming a gavel up a woman's ass while wearing judge's robes and yelling "Rocket Docket!"
I took a hot paralegal back to my chambers, then I gave her the rocket docket on the bench.
by John Q. Hofstetter September 10, 2007
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