Dementor's Kiss

this is when you are making out with your significant other and you casually put your hands on their cheeks, but then quickly plug their nose and try to suck the air out of their lungs.

Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you

Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night

Dame: c'mere closer

Fella: what you got in mind for me

Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr

Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss

by RJ_MacReady February 6, 2012

Christ (Deemed to be) University

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020

gender dementia

A mental illness that makes a person constantly change their gender or makes it impossible to concretely define their gender.

He was diagnosed with gender dementia.

by Mochi101 September 20, 2021

Dementors

The worst part about prison.

Especially when they are flying all over the place.

"The worst part about prison....was....the dementors"

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Dementiacratic Socialist Party

This is the name given a leftist party with geriatric leadership!

Joe, Bernie and Nancy lead the Dementiacratic Socialist Party!

by I, Wreckerrr May 23, 2021

Gamer Dementia

Coined by Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, it refers to when a video game makes you feel insane because something which you've done/seen before is now suddenly completely dfferent, or no longer works for seemingly no reason.

Jack: So how was Sonic Heros?
Ronald: God, so mixed, it was giving me serious Gamer Dementia!

Jill: Did you get through Hellgate London at all?
Steve: Fuck no, it seemed like I was going insane, stuff was randomly changing!
Jill: Sounds like it was giving you a real case of Gamer Dementia!

by basicallyHal October 30, 2020

Demellowed

To be owned or stupid.
To have no knowledge of a certain subject and still continue to talk out your ass.
One who asks an over abundance of ADD related questions on technical forums.

"I burned my clutch out again"

^
"dude, you totally Demellowed that"

by HMUSN September 26, 2008