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smokronized breathing

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke
Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.
by bananaman321 April 6, 2011
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Manual Breathing

Conscient, manual breathing (as opposed to unconscient, automatic breathing), where you directly control your inhaling and exhaling. Gets really annoying if it lasts.
"Manual breathing."
"OH NOES, I HATE YOU D:"
by H1R1 June 26, 2009
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breathing

Not-breathing, it's what all the cool kids do.
by acronym December 22, 2005
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California dreaming

Iis often reffered to as a laid back fairytale- like mentality it usually means that one is hoping for something that is not going to happen. It is a state of denial
'My boyfriend loves me he would never cheat on me...." after he admitted to doing so.... you were california dreaming
by xcanelax August 19, 2011
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Sad Deathnight

The complete, polar opposite of saying happy birthday.
Person: Happy birthday!
Guy: Not really, I have terminal cancer and I'm going to die in a few hours.
Person: ...Sad deathnight!
by monkeymanta December 12, 2009
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faygo dreaming

When ur high af
by Dayo56 May 9, 2018
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Go commit not breathing

A more insulting way of saying go die, commit suicide, or I hate you. Clearly, anyone who says this to someone they most dearly hate must hate them with the power of a goat. Careful saying this to someone, they might just get hurt.
CoolGuy123: You are the stupid.
GirlofDeath456: Go commit not breathing.

CoolGuy123: Why are you so mean to me.
by Dogs.mp4 July 22, 2018
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