Dracula Sneeze

Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."

Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."

During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.

by L3 January 13, 2010

Drawlbox

someone who is frequently drawlin , with or without purpose

dont call him, that motherfuckers such a drawlbox

by samsalad November 10, 2012

metal dracula

When a male goes to zip up pants, and the zipper gets stuck on your dick

"Oh man, I just got a metal dracula. @#$#%!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MMjr April 21, 2008

cunt dracula

The name given to a guy that eats out a girl's cunt when she has her period.

My girlfriend is on her period, but I will still eat her out, I am cunt dracula.

by UrbanTony February 28, 2009

dralor

Butchering the english language by using horrible grammar in every sentence you type.

I tried to understand Ryan's poem but he dralored every line!

by jamescollector July 19, 2007

dracula's teabag

a used tampon

i went to the bathroom and dracula's teabag was floating in the toilet

by inger nillson October 13, 2003

draugik

A deformed, disappointing micropenis incapable of reaching the G spot.

I thought I stepped on a thumbtack, but it turned out to just be Mike's draugik.

by James Tiberius Nemoy February 16, 2022