Drainpipe Boner

An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.

Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.

Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.

Something to be avoided if it can be helped.

Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.

Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!

by DaveZeroZero June 18, 2007

Drainpipe

An act of sex that can take place between one reciever of either sex, and any number of male givers.

The reciever takes a plastic funnel and lodges it in their anus, whilst the givers ejaculate into said funnel.

Did you hear 'X' had a drainpipe with 'Y' and 'Z'?

Who recieved?

'X'

by Bennettbox July 26, 2009

Afghan Drainpipe

When a middle eastern man (typically from Afghanistan) drills a hole in each side of the head, turning the blood and Brain matter into liquid, and then proceeds to pee through one hole and out the other.

Did you hear Ricky got caught by the taliban and Mohammed gave him the ol Afghan drainpipe

by Lardtoe January 2, 2021

drainpipe jeans

jeans which are very tight or skinny. simples

i bought some drainpipe jeans

those drainpipes are very expensive

by your mum is fit December 13, 2009

Like a rat up a drainpipe

To copulate with a female shortly after meeting her.

"Jason rooted Kylie on their first date - he was like a rat up a drainpipe!"

by dluth December 13, 2008

drain-pipes

Drain-pipes are these super straigt jeans that are normally tight and DON'T flare at the bottom. the best ones are dark colours. Drain-pipes are usually quite dear (well from where I am theyre very expensive!) these pants are NOT essential for emo's.

emo-boy 1: wow! check that emo kid!
emo-boy 2: what?
emo-boy 1: I wonder if he can breathe in those...
emo-boy 2: oohh, the Drain-pipes? probably not.

by Hannah Birchall September 25, 2006

alaskan drainpipe

The act of having a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

'Last night, I caught my wife playing with an alaskan drainpipe in the bedroom.'

'I looked in the freezer and found my daughter's alaskan drainpipe setting.'

by thatguydave May 27, 2014