Dissapiobtad

If you come to the conclusion that a girl doesn’t like you, after months of having a hopeless delusion that she does.

I’m dissapiobtad. She doesn’t like me.

by Jack Weller January 14, 2018

dissapear

Someone trying to spell disappear and failing miserably

Did you really just type dissapear

by fwibblewop October 29, 2019

diss

a shortened version of "disrespect"

Why you be dissin' me?

by AYB February 17, 2003

Dissibility

A persons capacity to be dissed.

Aaron: "Blake you rusty cunt bucket!"
Blake: "Aww man don't be preyin' on my inherent dissibility!"

by Paddo83 August 28, 2009

Dissertating

To actively work on a thesis, prospectus or dissertation.

Johnny is going to be dissertating in his study carrel in the library today.

by Groovy9113 October 1, 2009

Diss

A slang for disrespect, or a comeback when someone says something mean.

Example 1:

Person 1: You're a cunt
Person 2: Don't diss me

Example 2:

Person 1: My dick is bigger than your future
Person 2: Then I aint got no future

by #Rekt m9 June 2, 2016

ethically dissimilar

A stupid argument cited by liberals in order to deny liberal media bias.

When the media harps on Mitt Romney's dog but fails to report on Barack Obama's brother, this is not media bias because these two things are ethically dissimilar.

When the media talks about George W. Bush mispronouncing words but ignores Barack Obama saying there are 57 states, this is not media bias because these two things are ethically dissimilar.

by 25Bingo July 28, 2013