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dousche coosh

A dousche coosh is slightly similar to a cunt. Deragatory towards the female species. Its a biznatch that has a bulgy, cushiony pussy (that you may use as a pillow) but you might pass out because it smells like it needs to be dousched.
"I'm not goin anywhere near that dousche coosh"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"
by Poonjab April 8, 2006
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Dousche Nozzle

Dirtier than a dousche bag, a low life, a piece of shit useless person, scumbag.
That bitch Sherrill is a fuckin dirty dousche nozzle, she aint good for shit.
by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007
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dousche-a-loose

A dousche-bag allowed to run amuck

An unrestrained Dousche
James: Hey John, who is that dude running around slapping all those chicks asses?


John: It looks like we have a dousche-a-loose on our hands.
by USMCSGT August 15, 2008
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Dousche Quief

Dousche Quief: A dousche bag whos so stupid and nasty he can be a quief at the same time hence the word Douschequief
Tyler Seymour is a DouscheQuief
by Mhs Student October 6, 2004
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Dousche-Bagette

a person typically of small stature who is obnoxiously obnoxious
Man, that midget is a large Dousche-Bagette
by mucho juan March 17, 2006
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dousche box

(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker")
john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"

pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box."
by john decoursizzle October 15, 2005
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dousche-a-loosh

One who acts like a dousche, but it five times worse
Dylan, stop being a dousche-a-loosh
by Terchek November 16, 2006
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