maximus douchimus

Latin form of the phrase "big douche".

You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)

by Shooter McGavin June 10, 2005

Doucheium

the chemical component that makes someone a douche;

'look at all the ed hardy on display - the smell of doucheium is in the air"

by OneCharmingBastard May 5, 2011

Doucheimer

When you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day.

Dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.

by Dum_Diddy August 26, 2011

Doucheish

Slightly douche-like

"What a douche"
"Yeah, it was a bit... doucheish"

by miffyfield October 5, 2012

douchistify

Comes from the word "douche"

To turn something into a douche.

She really douchistified her husband.

by slingshot January 30, 2005

doucheish

to be douche like, gay, no fun, conceided and a jerk off

Johnny is so doucheish for thinking he is better than eveeryone.

by Tristin Allmond May 3, 2008

douchismo

1. The act or practice of behaving like a complete douche bag in public thereby drawing attention to yourself and having people talk about you in a derogatory manner. Douchismo is characterized by the person believing that they are the center of attention because they are completely cool having no idea that the opposite is in fact true.

That guy trying to sing karaoke while trying to give all the ladies table dances was completely full douchismo.

by tabitha11 March 19, 2010