douchesickle

a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.

John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.

by halfamind April 15, 2006

douchexcuse

N. - Any excuse, rationalization, or other such palaver that is deemed to be douchey in nature.

Douche: "Man, I'm like so good at MMA, I got like 3 purple belts."
Guy: "Oh yeah? What gym did you train at?"
Douche: "Uhh some gym somewhere, I don't remember"
Guy: "Uhh ok, whatever, let's roll!"

*Douche gets ASS kicked by Guy*

Douche: "Oh man, I'm like so out of practice..."
Guy: "...what a douchexcuse..."

by oss222 November 12, 2009

douchepickle

A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.

Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"

Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"

by mamamele November 21, 2009

douchedick

A male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. Also a guy who blocks your cock so he can try only to fail in the end.

Hot girl "Hey adam i love your shirt"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"

by EdgarMayneeeeeeee January 30, 2008

douchesicle

douche bag on a popsicle stick
comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry

hey hand me a douchesicle
or
man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you

by Melanie Anderson October 1, 2007

Doucheician

A douchy person that never stops trying to impress you with magic tricks.

Damn your little bro is such a doucheician with those lame tricks.

Why are there so many doucheicians at this party?

by JaY&eMMv September 7, 2010

douchesicle

Basically just a douche or douche bag but to an amount of wimpiness/un-manliness you cant even come close to understanding.

Dude, Stewart is such a fucking douchesicle, when we tipped that portapotty he ran off and hid in his house for hours.

See that kid getting beat up? He's the biggest douchesicle in out school.

by Socram November 24, 2006