douchexcuse

N. - Any excuse, rationalization, or other such palaver that is deemed to be douchey in nature.

Douche: "Man, I'm like so good at MMA, I got like 3 purple belts."
Guy: "Oh yeah? What gym did you train at?"
Douche: "Uhh some gym somewhere, I don't remember"
Guy: "Uhh ok, whatever, let's roll!"

*Douche gets ASS kicked by Guy*

Douche: "Oh man, I'm like so out of practice..."
Guy: "...what a douchexcuse..."

by oss222 November 12, 2009

doucheuser

one who sticks things up their ass for it’s cleanliness and also for their personal enjoyment. can also be used to target someone who is a douche and and nobody likes because they smell like shit.

“your friend cooper is a real doucheuser!”

by poopisfunnylol August 19, 2019

anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.

I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"

by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012