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douchexcuse

N. - Any excuse, rationalization, or other such palaver that is deemed to be douchey in nature.

Douche: "Man, I'm like so good at MMA, I got like 3 purple belts."
Guy: "Oh yeah? What gym did you train at?"
Douche: "Uhh some gym somewhere, I don't remember"
Guy: "Uhh ok, whatever, let's roll!"

*Douche gets ASS kicked by Guy*

Douche: "Oh man, I'm like so out of practice..."
Guy: "...what a douchexcuse..."

by oss222 November 12, 2009