when clueless person or persons attempt to do something in which they have no prior experience nor education to expect success. they are their own worst enemy.
the family had never taken a long journey together, never traveled in a huge recreational vehicle nor planned their getaway very carefully. they could not have dorchestrated a better way to ruin their trip.
by em bee kay1 September 22, 2009
Get the dorchestrated mug.Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.
There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.
by Darth Jerome September 21, 2006
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by pendergastastic September 6, 2010
Get the doucheassery mug.The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.
by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018
Get the doucheosterone mug.A unit of measurement for use with a douchometer in calculating the precise level of douchism a particular object or potentially douchebaggish person may exhibit. Part of the standard metric system, especially when used in places that use the metric system.
by codyandgarrett October 20, 2009
Get the Douchenstein mug.(doosh'-her-der) Noun. A douchebag with the ability to draw other douchebags to his or her circle of lunacy and convince them to perpetuate the original douchebag's agenda, most commonly seen in the arena of politics and government, but can define anyone in any walk of life with the ability to draw others into their own crazy plight.
That person is such a doucheherder. I can't believe they got all of those other douchebags to come together and agree with them.
by _Harry_Pothead November 28, 2013
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Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."
Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."
by mojoroum December 23, 2011
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