Douchecanoe

when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.

It is much larger than most other forms of douches

Kyle Benger is a Douchecanoe

by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 20, 2010

Douchebanger

A douchebanger is a girl who repeatedly has sex or hooks up with complete douchebags. She may be slightly aware or completely in denial. She does it on a regular basis, and has not been well exposed to other types of men... normal guys who have manners, normal taste in clothing, and know how to treat a lady

"Wow she's such a douchebanger, I can't believe she's going home with that douche-sack." Girls who usually have low sel-esteem or think they know what is "cool" sleep with douchebags. Therefore, she is a douchebanger.

by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009

doucheface

One who has a douche where his/her face should be.

Jenna is a doucheface.

by everclear May 1, 2004

douchence

Essence of douche.

I do believe I sense a bit of douchence in the room.

Your douchence is overwhelming.

by manbearpig42 September 15, 2010

douchecanoe

the highest leavel of doucheny

paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever

by no-name-name October 1, 2006

Douchecanoe

Someone who intentionally targets and expels douchebaggery to his/her victims. Unlike a douchebag, though sometimes confused, that unintentionally expels douchebaggery to victims. Being a douchecanoe is the apex of douchebaggery going from prick, dick, asshole, douche, douchebag, and finally douchecanoe in progressive order.

It's like everyone is living in an ocean and people all float. Douchebags are floating too but unintentionally hit people and release their douchebaggery, meanwhile douchecanoes target people that they've want to fuck with.

Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.

Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!

by Crew Wolfy October 7, 2011

douchecanoe

it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.

“omg he’s such a douchecanoe for cheating on you”

by bischtiddies February 23, 2019