Only used for those who have transcended from mere douche, to a higher level of douchebaggery. Describes a person who doesn't just act like a douche, they live like it. Most can only obtain this infamous title after training for the better part of their lives in the ancient arts of Taekwondouche, passed down by the elder D-bag monks of the Appalachian Mountains. A Douchenheimer will most likely be offended if you refer to them as lowly douche, and correct you in the douchiest way possible, as to show off their talents. Once one reaches the rank of Douchenheimer he is gifted with a special collared shirt, reinforced with steel so there's no possible way for it to not be popped. The Douchenheimer is revered by douches, hated all.
Guy 1: Whoa...
Guy 2: What's wrong?
Guy 1: That... thing over there, what is it? I wanna call it a douche but...
Guy 2: I'm afraid that's no mere douche. It's... a Douchenheimer!
Guy 2: What's wrong?
Guy 1: That... thing over there, what is it? I wanna call it a douche but...
Guy 2: I'm afraid that's no mere douche. It's... a Douchenheimer!
by Guy who knows about douches March 27, 2010
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A term which describes a total asshole. Originally coined by B.S., the term is characterized by lying, insincere comments, and general all-around douchebaggery. It is most frequently used when referring to ryan lewis.
Susie: "He did what?! I can't believe that! He's the biggest asshole ever!"
Betty: "I know. He's a total douchenugget."
Betty: "I know. He's a total douchenugget."
by YaYaGirl April 5, 2010
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My God, he is such a Douchenheimer (Sam). He made his girlfriend get him off in the back of the movie theater.
by -->flounder<-- February 27, 2011
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by codyandgarrett October 20, 2009
Get the Douchenstein mug.- A dyke that has many unfavorable charateristics of a man; also thinks that they can have any girl in the world even though they look like something straight out of seaworld.
DoucheDyke: "hey baby, let's go back to my crib and f*ck"
Femme: "no thanks"
DoucheDyke: "you weren't that fine anyway"
Femme: "no thanks"
DoucheDyke: "you weren't that fine anyway"
by robbindahood August 10, 2010
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Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)
Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)
Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!
Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?
Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.
Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.
Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?
Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.
Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013
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