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douchebaguette

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The female of the douchebag species.

The female is noted for her giant sunglasses, fake tan, and penchant for designer items.
Watch out, here come some guys with popped collars with douchebaguettes on their arms!
by JTBastard January 2, 2009
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Douchebaguette

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The girl running the register was incredibly rude. What a douchebaguette.
by Susan of English October 25, 2010
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douchebaguette

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A term usually applied to a female individual who have a strong tendency to display outbursts of misdirected anger and frustrations. These outbursts are generally observed in a public environment where they attempt to attract attention by using any means necessary; these include, but are not limited to, selfish comments, dimwitted remarks, offensive and/or derogatory observations , and most commonly interject in conversations or situations where they have absolutely no understanding or interest in.
Y : We were just relaxing on the couch sipping on a cool beer when a random girl came in telling us that beer makes people dumb AND stupid....

S : What a douchebaguette!
by Snajj December 8, 2009
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douchebagueray

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Pronounced: doosh-bag-air-ehy or doosh-bag-er-ray.
A sophisticated assessment or identification of an uncouth, arrogant, or offensive action or speech of douche bag quality.
That overly tanned individual is flexing his bare-chested muscles in the mirror, whilst winking at himself, thus displaying true douchebagueray.

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Mon Frere you are being douchebagueray.

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My goodness your greasy grooming habits are as atrocious as your douchebagueray manners are contemptible.
by Freyhawk April 15, 2010
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doucheagogue

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A portmanteau of demagogue and douche, meaning a rant, speech, or any sound from a douche which resembles an ill-fated, weak systematic argument.
I had to listen to Steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage.
by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012
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douchebaguette

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Not to be confused with a douchebagette, a douchebaguette is simply a French douchebag.
Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag.

Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.

Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.
by maxapo September 1, 2011
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douchenogger

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a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sunglasses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quantities of aluminum cans.

some synonyms are: douche, douchebag, and nogmonster.
("nogmonster" is more of an elevated term, but is a synonym nonetheless.)

a commonly used shortening of this word is: "nog" (not to be confused with the racial slur)
that guy over there looks like a complete douchenogger. i think we should come back later. i'd rather not listen to his shitty ipod stereo all afternoon.
by Befera August 5, 2011
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