douchesque

Behavior that is in the style of douche.

"How was Jason last night?"
"Everything he did was douchesque."

by Chris DePaul December 19, 2008

Douchequake

The phenomenon whereby your house or car shakes due to a douchebag in the vicinity who plays his stereo unnecessarily loud in an effort to show off his speakers/car, with the misguided notion that it attracts positive female attention.

Every time Joe drives past my house, it causes a douchequake.

by sarabellum July 11, 2011

Douche Squad

Another term for a group of douche bags.

"Here comes the douche squad from Arizona."

by Dudes Night September 5, 2006

Douchequake

when more than one douchebag and/or douchenozzle enters a room that room has been hit by a douchequake.

"Hey Jim, how did your window break?"

"Those douchebags and that douchenozzle showed up and caused a douchequake."

by bossk420 February 23, 2009

Douchesque

an unthoughtful way of acting or just making an ass out of one self; adjective version of douchebag

"you watch that jersey shore show? those kids act very douchesque" OR "im not surprised anything to do with jersey is very douchesque"

by VINNYsmalls May 7, 2010

Douchequake

The phenomenon that occurs when a person's loud stereo causes a building to shake.

"Dude, why is your house shaking?"
"Oh, that? It's just another douchequake."

by sarabellum September 16, 2016

Douchequake

noun
a person so annoying the ground will move to avoid him/her

Because of that douchequake Montell my azaleas have uprooted.

by Edbelfourskin November 16, 2016